why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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