If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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