very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Randomize