But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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