I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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