Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
