i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
So much Jack, so little girl.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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