i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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