so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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