you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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