Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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