At least make sure they are 18
Why
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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