Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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