my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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