Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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