Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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