well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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