he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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