She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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