just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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