Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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