we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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