Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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