We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
is it fun? or sober?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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