...so i touched it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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