oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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