just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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