why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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