I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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