Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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