Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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