how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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