i jhust puked up my retainher.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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