3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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