fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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