exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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