She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I can't turn off my feet"
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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