just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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