Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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