I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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