id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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