he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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