It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Randomize
