Cold hands, warm shart.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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