let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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