She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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