somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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