just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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