I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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