Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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