Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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