this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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