HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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