I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Randomize
