This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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