his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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